50 Dog Puns

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50 Dog Puns

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Anything is paw-sible
when you have a dog.
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Don’t stop retrieving
Hold on to that feline.
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Going camping?
Make sure you have a pup tent.
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Great Dane lovers are sure
obsessed with tall tails.
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Have you heard about the new dog movie?
It’s called Jurassic Bark.
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He has to constantly call her to check in
She has him on a short leash.
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He loved dogs so much
he had a Rover-dose.
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He said his dog ran 10 miles to get the ball
That seems a bit far fetched.
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He’s not fat
He’s just a little husky.
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I have a dentist appointment tomorrow
One of my canines is loose.
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I hope my
Lab reports come back okay.
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I like big mutts
and I cannot lie.
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I told you I’d get it done on time
Quit hounding me.
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I wanted to see dogs at the zoo,
but they didn’t have anyIt was a Shiz-Tzu.
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If you feed your dog too many snacks,
you’re going to end up with a wide retriever.
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It’s raining cats and dogs
That’s fine, as long as it doesn’t reindeer.
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My dog never stands up for herself
She just rolls over.
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Take the dog for a walk
That’s the leashed you could do.
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That dog is
barking up the wrong pedigree.
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That dog was sassy
and fur-ocious!
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That dog was so cold,
he was a pup-sicle!
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That joke was
dog-gone funny.
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The coach wants to put my dog in the baseball game
because he always gets walked.
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The Dachshund had to sit in the shade
because it was a hot dog.
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The dog couldn’t find his car
in the barking lot.
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The dog is so popular that
the pup-arazzi took its photo.
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The dog preyed on the neighborhood cats
because it was a holy terrier.
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The dog was extra loud
with its subwoofer.
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The dog was mad he threw the ball
so far because it was pretty far-fetched.
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The dog was so sad,
he was a mellon Collie.
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The dog was so smart
it majored in bark-eology.
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The dog was so strong and powerful,
we called him “Labrathor.”
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The dog’s bones will
Rottweiler spirit will live on.
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Those dogs were a bunch of
litter pugs!
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Today has been
ruff.
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We just got
pawsession of a new dog.
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What did Darth Vader name his son?
Luke Skybarker.
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What did the dogcatcher sing to the stray?
“You ain’t nothing but a pound dog.”
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What did the polite dog say?
Thanks fur everything!
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What do dogs call their parents?
Dog-ma and paw.
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What do you call a dog magician?
A Labracadabrador.
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What does a dog like to eat for breakfast?
Woofles.
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What kind of construction are dogs best at?
Roofing.
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What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound!
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What’s more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
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What’s the best type of home for your dog?
Ruff-housing.
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When a problem comes along,
you must Whippet.
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When my dog starts itching,
it really ticks me off.
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When the dog went to the flea circus,
he stole the show.
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When you’re on a boat with your dog,
always bring a doggie paddle.
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Where do dogs go after their tails fall off?
The re-tail store.
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Why did the Dalmatian hide from people?
Because he didn’t want to be spotted.
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You have to be careful after it rains cats and dogs
and make sure you don’t step in a Poodle.
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