Top 50 Bee Jokes

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Top 50 Bee Jokes

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A bee that will not stop eating...
will eventually become a little chub-bee.
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A bee's favorite sport is
rug-bee.
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As soon as the bees were finished making their hive
they threw a big house swarming party.
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Bee puns are good for your health.
Why? Because they give you a dose of Vitamin Bee!
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Bees can fly in the rain…
if they are wearing their little yellow jackets.
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Bees don't sting Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris stings bees.
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Can bees fly higher than Mt.Everest?
No? Actually they can. Mt.Everest can't fly.
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Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip?
I was heels over head!
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How do bees get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
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I've just been reading a book about anti-gravity,
it's impossible to put down!
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What did the confused bee say?
To Bee or Not to Bee!
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What did the good bee say to the naughty bee?
Bee-Hive yourself!
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What did the one bee say to the prankster bee?
Quit pollen my leg.
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What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
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What do bees chew?
Bumble gum!
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What do bees do after they are married?
They go on a honeymoon.
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What do bees take with them when they go bird watching?
Bee-noculars.
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What do they call a bee that cannot stop talking?
Blabb-bee.
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What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Bee-witched!
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What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees
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What do you do with a limp wasp?
Take it to a waspital. Or, step on it a second time.
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What do you get if you cross a bee with a doorbell?
A Hum-Dinger!
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What does a bee use to style her hair?
Her honey comb, of course.
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What does the bee say to the fly?
Buzz off
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What happens when a bee burps near the queen?
It gets a royal pardon.
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What is a bee's favorite type of flower?
A Bee-gonia
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What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
A bee in an airplane!
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What is black, yellow and in the ocean?
A bee in a submarine!
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What is worse than beeing a fool?
Fooling a bee.
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What kind of bee is a sore loser?
a cryba-bee
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What kind of bee is good for you?
Vitamin Bee
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What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
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What kind of Bees make milk?
BooBees
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What should you say to a nosey, interfering bee?
Mind your own buzziness!
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What’s a bee’s weapon of choice?
The beebee gun.
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Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.
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Where do bees go on holiday?
Beejing!
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Where do bees go to the bathroom?
The BP station.
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Where do bees keep their money?
In a honey box
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Where does a bee go on vacation?
The country of Stingapore!
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Which music bands do bees love best?
The Bee-tles and the Bee Gees.
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Who are the cleverest bees?
Spelling Bees
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Who is a bee's favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven!
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Who is a bee's favorite singer?
Sting!
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Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey!
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Why did the bee go to the dermatologist?
It had hives.
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Why did the bees go on strike?
They wanted more honey and short working flowers!
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Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle!
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
They always use honeycombs
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Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
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