Top 50 Cow Jokes

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Top 50 Cow Jokes

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A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
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Don't you like these jokes?
I got udder jokes too.
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How did the bull break up with the cow?
He said he moo-ved on.
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How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down.
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How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha
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How do u count cows?
With a cowculater.
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How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
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How does a cow become invisible?
Through camooflage.
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I wanted to tell you a joke about milk…
but it’s too cheesey.
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My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana.
The steaks have never been so high…
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Two cows were hiding...
One said:"Moooo" The other one said:"Shut up! We're hiding!"
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What did mama cow say to baby cow?
It’s pasture bed time.
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What did one dairy cow say to the other?
Got milk?
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What did the coach say to the cows?
Now get out there and give me 2%!
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What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
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What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er
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What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A mooving cow
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What do you call a cow in your backyard?
A lawn-mower.
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
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What do you call a cow who plays an instrument?
A moosician.
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What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.
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What do you call a cranky cow?
Moooooooody.
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What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian!
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What do you call a magic cow?
Moo-dini.
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What do you call a short cow in tall grass?
Udderly tickled...
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull dozer.
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What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
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What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk!
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What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk?
A milk dud.
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What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!
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What does a cow watch?
Moootube.
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What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction
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What is a cow’s favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
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What is a cow’s favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
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What is a cows favorite move?
The Sound of Moooosic.
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What’s goes "Ooooooo."?
A cow with no lips...
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What’s the point in a cow going to the movies?
To be amooooosed.
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Where did the bull lose all his money?
At the cow-sino!
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Where do alien Cows come from?
The Milky Way.
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Where do cows go on holiday?
Moo Zealand.
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Where do cows go to see the big screen?
The moovietheatre.
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Where will you find the most cows?
Moo York.
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Which cow is the best dancer?
The one with the best moooves!
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Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them?
In case they bypassed the milky way!
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Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
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Why was the cow so afraid?
She was a cow-herd.
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You know what they say about cows?
They're outstanding in their field.
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