Top 50 Dad Jokes
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
Click To TweetI don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
Click To TweetHe acquired his size from too much pi.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
Click To Tweet11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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