Top 50 Dad Jokes

There are currently 9 dad jokes in this directory beginning with the letter I.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw!

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know

I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie.

Man, they really grilled me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down!

I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language.

I don’t know why.

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time,

are they guilty of resisting a rest?

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store

does that make you an iWitness?

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